it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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