there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
