She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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