She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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