: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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