ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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