he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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