Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
