I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he thought i was a dude.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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