Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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