another moral hangover. fuck.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I want a musical about memes.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Two words: nipple clamps
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