I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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