Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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