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You're my little dorito
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
birth control should be required to get into college
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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