the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
handjob tips. give me some.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
