You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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