shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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