Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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