So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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