if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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