I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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