i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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