I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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