Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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