So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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