...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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