i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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