I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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