Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize