I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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