So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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