his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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