is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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