you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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