Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Holy sore nipples Batman
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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