what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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