yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And then my night got REAL pukey
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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