I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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