just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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