Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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