this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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