no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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