Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize