if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Randomize
