He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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