K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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