when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We left the knife in your bed.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
