Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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