It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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