He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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