I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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