he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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