You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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