I want to stick my p in your. b.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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