fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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